If I was the earth

I am Earth

If I was the earth, even though I am more than extremely patient, I am sure I would be feeling some irritation from the beligerently destructive human infestation.
I would have two choices, and they would not include The New World Order's invitation to reduce the irritation to half a billion.
My choice is to either eradicate the irritating society entirely, or to educate it in some way to be a little more civilised, and to better understand the oneness of life.

What do you reckon the earth thinks?

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