Wednesday, 11 May 2011

Important Information from NASA

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This is going to be the most extraordinary communication so fasten your
seatbelts; we are in for a rough ride. I have known in my heart for months that
I would have to make a communication like this but had no idea it would be this
soon. Back in January, while investigating the underground city that is alleged
to have been built under the new Denver Airport, reported on by the former
governor Jesse Ventura, I put the puzzle together and came to the conclusion
that a planetary event was in store for us in 2012.
Today I am presenting rock solid information; it does not get any better when
NASA is your source. What you are about to read and see is happening. Last
night, looking at a NASA mathematical model of comet Elenin, I found out that a
large celestial body has already penetrated the solar system and is on course
for a near and possibly horrific encounter with the earth in the fall of 2011.
What we do not know is the size and mass of comet Elenin though I have no doubt
that it is known by the authorities.
Elenin is presently being tracked as it goes through the asteroid belt on its
way into the inner solar system. I am truly sorry to have to be the bearer of
such grave and threatening news but the source, NASA, is impeccable. We have an
incoming mass (what might possibly be a neutron star) coming in and it will do a
hard turn around the sun like any comet would, crossing and coming in between
Mercury and Venus before starting its journey back out. On its way out it will
cross our bow, meaning it will pass very close to the earth and the earth will
pass behind it, plowing into its tail.
What you will see with mathematical precision is that every time this celestial
body comes into alignment with the earth and sun we have a huge earthquake. The
last three alignments produced the Japanese 9.0 quake, the one in New Zealand
and before that the one in Chile. On March 11th Elenin was much further out.
When the next alignment happens it will be devastatingly close. The main point
to understand is that if Elenin was just a normal comet it would not have the
mass to generate a gravity pull that would affect the earth when the earth
swings around into alignment.

David Morrison, Astrobiology Senior Scientist at NASA, in an official
communication on March 1st acknowledged no threat from Elenin. Ten days later
Elenin came into alignment with the earth and the sun and Japan was almost
Morrison confirmed that Elenin's perihelion (closest to the sun) is in early
September 2011 at a distance from the sun of 40-45 million miles. He said it
will be closest to the earth on about October 16, at a distance of about 21
million miles, but he believes there is no reason to think Elenin is any
different from a normal comet. I wonder if he changed his mind after March 11th.
He dismisses everything alarming as pure fiction.
This is the real deal though—that alignment did happen as we can clearly see
from the NASA simulation. Now we have to live with increasing radiation
spreading around the northern hemisphere. We know how easy it is for people in
authority to cover up information and lie with a straight face. The Japanese
government admitted it kept in secret at least 5000 radiation measurements and
assessments after the nuclear event that struck the Fukushima Daiichi NPP in
March. This was done in order to not induce panic in the population, a
representative of the staff dealing with the nuclear emergency told ITAR-TASS.
We have to acknowledge and accept that there is a danger and a possibility that
part of our civilization and the people in it will be lost. This is not a time
to deny anything or a time to hold back the tears. I hope to God I am wrong but
the evidence cannot be dismissed casually, though of course it will be. One
picture is worth a thousand words and NASA has given us visible proof to suggest
Elenin is playing a role in events down here on our planet even from a long
distance. It is not a time for fear; rather it is a time for love and
cooperation in the context of preparation on all levels for what is to come.
There is a history to Elenin that has been visible for years but now she is upon
us and there is nothing we can do but prepare and pray—and love like we have
never loved before. We have to acknowledge and accept that there is a danger and
there is a possibility that part of our civilization and the people in it will
be lost.

We were tipped off to something unusual happening when Greenland experienced
sunrise two days early, which was a strong sign that something was off with
Earth's orbit. Last week I was knocked off my chair with the report from the
Arctic Circle in Greenland that the sun came back over the horizon two days
early. That's no small occurrence, is not something easy to make up, is not
being reported as expected in the mainstream press, and only wild and stupid
theories like global warming (since we really have rapid cooling) are being
blamed for the event."
Next Few Months

August 3, 2011 marks the time that the earth passes through the brown dwarf
perigee position, while the brown dwarf is crossing the earth orbit location.
About two weeks pass and on August 18 the brown dwarf crosses the Venus orbit
some 67 million miles from the sun. Then 24 days pass to when the brown dwarf
reaches the nearest point to the sun at 44.73 million miles. September 25, 2011
marks the time that the earth passes through the second conjunction with the
sun, brown dwarf, Mercury, Saturn and Uranus in line for another gravitational

October 2 is the day that the brown dwarf crosses Venus' orbit again to begin
trekking in the direction of earth. Two weeks go by and the brown dwarf crosses
the earth orbit line to pass directly in front of our planet at just 22.3
million miles away, which is the nearest point in our encounter. The brown dwarf
crosses the Mars orbit line on November 14, 2011 on the way to the third
conjunction on November 22 where the earth once again passes directly between
the two like on March 15.
An approaching brown dwarf star answers a lot of questions about what is
happening all around us that others simply cannot begin to answer. No one really
knows what will happen in the fall of this year as this incoming celestial body
gets between us and the sun and then rebounds out again and heading directly
into earth's neighborhood. One person has speculated that it could rip our moon
loose. It could hit us if its flight plan is changed by hitting an asteroid in
the next few days. That could be possible if it really were a comet, but if it
is a neutron star with a large mass, nothing will deflect its ordained path.
What seems likely is what most of the ancient cultures and religions
remember—huge floods that pass the world over. The only way the world can have a
global flood is if there is some event like an asteroid impact, polar shift, or
a very dense object passing close by earth that causes a massive tsunami tide.
The gravitational pull would grab the water and pull it over the land on a
massive scale, much like the moon does today on a smaller scale in the form of
Safe Zones:
1.   Move 150+ miles from the coasts.
2.   Move 600 feet above sea level.
3.   Move away from volcanoes and super volcanoes like Yellowstone in
northwestern USA.
4.   Move away from earthquake/seismic/avalanche/fault zones like the New Madrid
Fault Zone in central USA.
5.   Move away from dams that will break.
6.   Move away from nuclear power plants that could become compromised.
7.   Move away from high elevations where radiation levels will be highest.
8.   Move away from large population areas where food riots will escalate into
chaos and mayhem.
9.   Join into survival groups with people of like mind that have survival
supplies, gear and guns to protect them.

Tuesday, 3 May 2011

Births deaths and marriages

Who is the real father?
An unreal life on an the imaginary planet of Dreamworld.

In an unprecedented sequence of events, Dreamworld has been set rocking by three astounding occurrences, a marriage, a birth and a death on three consecutive days.

This is all so incredibly funny for our cynical members.

In the first event, the son of a rugby captain was wed to an unknown person in a congruous display of mind control, and the whole world thought it was wonderful.

In the second, the greatest attempt at urine extraction ever attempted since 9/11, a forged birth certificate was posted on a government web site for everyone to confirm for themselves that it is in fact a real forgery.

Obama's astoundingly inept forged birth certificate unwrapped before your eyes - amazing.


And if there is still any urine left in you after laughing at that, try the third one for size.

"The death of Osama (originally Usama) Bin Laden was reported as having occurred."

That is quite true, it's just a reprint of a story that appeared in the Pakistani Times in late 2001.

Tomorrow's news headlines:
Osama reincarnates as our new saviour.
Dolphins ask CIA for a reward because they have found Osama's body!
Aliens visit 10 Downing Street

Have a laugh


December 2001: Bin Laden Already Dead
Report 26 Dec 2001 

Usama bin Laden has died a peaceful death due to an untreated lung complication, the Pakistan Observer reported, citing a Taliban leader who allegedly attended the funeral of the Al Qaeda leader. Bin Laden, according to the source, was suffering from a serious lung complication and succumbed to the disease in mid-December, in the vicinity of the Tora Bora mountains. The source claimed that bin Laden was laid to rest honorably in his last abode and his grave was made as per his Wahabi belief. About 30 close associates of bin Laden in Al Qaeda, including his most trusted and personal bodyguards, his family members and some "Taliban friends," attended the funeral rites. The Taliban source who claims to have seen bin Laden's face before burial said "he looked pale... but calm, relaxed and confident."