Sunday Family Humour 24th June

BRITISH HUMOUR
Kids and the Tablecloth Trick
London's Tower Bridge
Always Look on the Bright Side
Beautiful Canada
India's Most Luxurious Train
A Spherical Flying Machine

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Politician and a monkey
Pulling Teeth Dad's Style
An Unusual Structural Engineer
What a Motorcycle
Hilarious in India
Old and Rare Pictures of Famous People.
Golf Fails
Hash House Harriers

Sunday Family Humour 17th June

In this week's issue

Sunday Family Humour 17th June

Village chemist shop
Excellent Photos
World's Best Bartender
EATING IN THE FIFTIES
The Whale Show
Cartoons For Seniors
Perfect Husband

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EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 50
Selected Great Photos 2012
Gone Walkabout
Why British Wore Red
Bridges
Relax and Enjoy
Password Problems
Hash House Harriers

Sunday Family Humour 10th June
In this week's issue

Sunday Family Humour 10th June

MATURE LADY DRIVER
The Front Fell Off
Must be the greatest card trick ever
Cat and Dolphin
Power of the moment
Happy spring
Big Toys



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THIS IS AFRICA
Unusual and Humorous Activism
Psychotic dolphin plays with woman diver
Bring me Sunshine
Live a Life That Matters
Pass the Cumbers
Cycling from China to  Portugal
Hash House Harriers

Sunday Family Humour 27th May

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In this week's issue
Sunday Family Humour 27th May
Page 1
Paddy's Donkey
Doggy Door
Karma - Dalai Lama on 2012
Great Bar Room Signs
Twenty Five Great Truths
The Elephant Whisperer
Hot Rods

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Sixty and Going On Strong
If I Didn't Have A Dog Or Cat
Office Faces
What the.....?
DON'T WASTE THAT LEMON PEEL
Train Link from Beijing to Shanghai
The Laws of Golf (revised)

Sunday Family Humour 20th May

This week's Sunday Family Humour is now available.
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David

Sunday Family Humour 20th May
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Sunday Family Humour 20th May
Page 1
A Woman's Week at the Gym
The Great Wall of China
Cheetahs and Reindeer
A Glass Of Red Wine
Great Mechanical Principles
Alaska
Spread the Stupidity


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Two Old Footballers
Spain
Humming Birds
Can Your Ipad Do This
The World' Largest Flower
Roads
Spread the Stupidity
Hash House Harriers

Sunday Family Humour 13th May

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Sunday Family Humour 13th May
In this week's issue

Page 1
Today’s history lesson
Ice Fishing in Michigan
Kids will be Kids
A Peacock in Flight
More than just a picture
Roller Skating 1923
Catholic Heart Attack

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Apology  letter
The Old West - 1880 - 1900
Dyson Vaccuum Cleaner Advert
Engrish as she is spoked
Great Pool Shot by Naked White Chick
Opening a Locked Vehicle
Amazing Glass Technology
Hash House Harriers

Pandering to the unenlightened - Do you suffer from Pttu?

 by David West
Known as Pttu, the disease of Pandering to the unenlightened has spread amongst many people blessed with an IQ above room temperature.

There are even many partial sufferers who do not realise that they are already enlightened. If they did realise, they would understand the futility of trying to purvey the wide-awake truth to the unenlightened.

When trying to help others to think more deeply, one tends to speak in terms that the other can understand, but unfortunately this causes some speakers and writers to identify with the listener or reader, who is unenlightened.

Enlightened people generally agree on several fundamentals, proven by science sufficiently well to indicate that there is no proof or evidence of any reasonable alternative, or that such an alternative is invalid, These fundamentals are  strengthened by huge quantities of intuition, achieving an understandable and logical basis that is agreed with by hundreds of thousands of others who are themselves enlightened. For those who have the ability to be aware that most of reality lies outside science, and that science precludes itself from examining these areas because of several fundamental flaws in scientific principles. The first sign of onset of the Pttu disease is to insist that everything be proven by science.

If we envisage an acquaintance who appears a little slower than average, then we can easily observe the differences in consciousness or awareness between ourselves and the slower acquaintance, and we immediately know that in order to communicate with the slower one, we must speak so that third parties cannot hear, carefully mouth our words, speak slowly and clearly and keep it short, sweet and simple, as if trying to get a date in a discotheque.

A similar  difference of awareness arises between enlightened and unenlightened people.
A thing that appears as obvious logic to an enlightened person will be vehemently opposed by unenlightened people, to the extent that communication on the topic may become impossible, or even considered offensive.

As enlightened people do not wish to offend, this can often cause them to change their manner, and doing this repeatedly can place the enlightened one in severe danger of reducing the level of thought to that of the peers thus contracting the very confusing disease of Pttu. In some people's terms this is a fallen angel, and would be a fair representation of today's public. Very few are able to achieve their full potential due to blockages created by erroneous beliefs.

All enlightened people develop reasonable foundations to their belief system, but then some destroy their beliefs as if using thermite, as in the Twin Towers in 9/11, the public hoax of which is obvious to any awakened person.

It's called peer pressure - when all peers are unenlightened, it is essential to protect one's own thinking by omitting the thoughts of the unenlightened. With a little practice, this becomes very easy, with the benefit that the input of unenlightened material can be avoided, this saving much energy and time. 
Another discovery is that all enlightened thought conforms to an understandable level of honesty and understanding, with no attempt to create a spectacle or pass on rumour.

Agreement between enlightened people is evident on many topics, such as:

 - We are much more than a body.
 - Material reductionist science knows very little, and is a severe restriction to open thought.
 - The political world has been controlled by an elite cabal for thousands of years.
 - The elite cabal has an agenda of dumbing down its subjects, and reducing their numbers.
 - The average citizen demonstrates no signs of enlightenment.

There are many more factors that are agreed upon, many of which are disputed by the general public, but eventually after further evolvement they will agree also.

Then Pttu will have been cured, naturally.